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Monday, 30 December 2024

Fruitcake almost as mother made it

Out of the oven, ready to cool off.
Ready for icing – it would
look smoother if I took more care
with the paper layer.

My mother wasn’t a great cook generally but made a nice fruitcake. I no longer have her recipe but this one, adapted from a BBC Good Food recipe, adds elements of hers: cherries, dates, brazil nuts.

Ingredients

  • 1kg dried fruit including: raisins, currants, 250g chopped dates, candied citrus peel, halved maraschino or glacé cherries (100–200g to taste)
  • zest and juice of one orange
  • zest and juice of one lemon
  • 150ml brandy plus extra for feeding
  • 250g unsalted butter
  • 200g brown sugar
  • 175g cake flour
  • 100g ground almonds
  • ½ teaspoon baking powder
  • ½ teaspoon ground ginger
  • ½ teaspoon turmeric
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • ¼ teaspoon ground cloves
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 100g brazil nuts, coarsely chopped
  • 4 eggs


Method


Gradually bring the fruit, brandy, sugar, zest, juice and butter to a gentle boil and simmer for 5 minutes then leave to cool.

Heat oven to 150°C. Line a deep 20cm cake tin with 2 layers of nonstick baking paper. Wrap 2 layers of newspaper around the outside. You can tie with string but I knot together strips of twisted newspaper to tie the paper in place.

Mix the vanilla extract and eggs into the cooled fruit mix.

Mix the dry ingredients well to ensure that the baking powder is evenly distributed. I add them to the fruit mix and mix on top, but if you want to be more correct, mix them separately. Mix the dry ingredients into the fruit mix, making sure they are evenly incorporated.

Add the mix to the prepared cake tin and bake for 2 hours. You can test with a skewer to see if it comes out clean; a little damp in my book is OK.

Remove from oven, attack with skewer to make holes and spoon over 2 tablespoons of brandy.

Leave to cool before removing from the cake tin. It is now ready to ice or to store, with periodic additions of brandy to preserve it.

Icing


I use a layer of marzipan with an outer icing layer – you can use what you like but something not too brittle is best. A trick to get the marzipan to stick to the cake: use a thin layer of jam (my mum used apricot but the layer is too thin to taste),

Tuesday, 6 December 2022

Was Ramaphosa Set Up?

 The report by the Section 89 Independent Panel headed by retired judge Sandile Ngcobo raises more questions than it answers. 

The difference between the Arthur Fraser version and the Cyril Ramaphosa version is intriguing and hints at many possibilities. I explore one here: what if Ramaphosa was set up? Was it a dirty trick by the Zuma camp to entrap him? If so: should we feel sorry for him?

 

The Zuma camp certainly has motive. Ramaphosa is going after them, if a lot slower than some would like. SARS has had some of its capacity restored. Prosecutions out of the Zondo commission are starting, if at the speed of the Snail Olympics. And we must not forget the promise (or was it a threat?) from Zuma to dish out the dirt on others if he goes down.

 

How about means? The Zuma camp is deeply embedded in state security; while they undermined SARS, capturing intelligence services and SAPS were really their strength. They certainly could infiltrate the presidential household.

 

The question then arises as to how Fraser knew about the whole thing and why the details he furnished differed substantially from the Ramaphosa version, specifically the amount of money involved and how it got there. In the Fraser version, it was $4-million and was moved in a couch from Hyde Park by Bejani Chauke, a presidential advisor. In the Ramaphosa version, it was $580,000 lodged at his farm by a mysterious Sudanese visitor, Mustafa Mohamed Ibrahim Hazim, on 25 December 2019, in payment for 20 buffalo that were apparently never delivered. The following day, Ramaphosa was informed and decided to keep the money on the farm since the general manager, a Mr Von Wielligh, was away. The person dealing with the transaction, Sylvester Ndlovu, was uncomfortable with leaving so much money in a safe accessible to others while he was on leave and therefore hid it in the couch.

 

On the face of it, both versions are improbable.

 

Why would someone choose to move $4-million in a couch? That amount of money in $100-bills would weigh about 40kg, which would add substantially to the weight of a couch. This amount of money takes up about 45 litres, so it would fit into a normal suitcase, though it would make the couch a unusually heavy to pick up. Given that the president travels with a blue-light security detail, all he would have to do to organize taking such funds to his farm would be to pack them in a couple of suitcases. Who is going to search the president’s luggage? A couch, on the other hand, that was suspiciously heavy, you would think would attract the attention of the presidential security team.

 

The Ramaphosa version is attacked by the report as lacking critical details to make it plausible. $580,000 – again, in $100 bills to make it wieldy – is a more plausible amount of money for one person to handle as it weighs less than 6kg and would fit into a shopping bag. It is however odd, as the Ngcobo report points out, that someone would go shopping for something so expensive on a public holiday when most people are on leave. And pay for a purchase and not ensure it was delivered.

 

This is now where proper investigative skills and evidence-gathering need to be applied. I am not the police or SIU, so I can only offer a possible explanation. I emphasize that this is only speculation and I have no evidence of my own.

 

If the plan was to set Ramaphosa up, it makes perfect sense that someone would show up at his farm when major decision-makers were on leave with a large sum of foreign currency to set up a scandal. A possibly fake Sudanese identity would fit this scenario and is a whole lot more plausible than shifting a large sum of money all the way from Hyde Park in a couch. This is where things start to get murky. Why would Fraser allege that the amount was $4-million when it was actually $580,000? Why would Ramaphosa admit to the smaller amount only, when the larger amount would possibly turn up later? The most plausible explanation is that Fraser set up the whole thing with $4-million and some minion stole the balance, leaving a much smaller but still potentially embarrassing amount at Phala Phala.

 

I will not speculate on further details: this merely sets the scene for a more detailed investigation. However, if Rapamaphosa was indeed set up, should we feel sorry for him? On his own version, he knew about a potentially dodgy amount of $580,000 on 26 December 2019, yet he took no steps as far as we know to investigate who Hazim was, or how the money came to arrive at his farm. The subsequent alleged theft only builds on these inexplicable details. If a large sum of money crosses any high official or political leader’s path without a clear explanation, the best option is to dump it immediately on law enforcement and keep out of the way. Why did Ramaphosa not do that?

 

In the end, this could turn out for Ramaphosa to be something akin to a painful ingrown toenail, something that hurts him but no one else. Compared with the metastatic cancer of state capture that hurts everyone but the corrupt beneficiaries, it is a relatively minor lapse. But it does point to a sloppy attitude to personal finance at best, and willingness to accept funds from dodgy sources at worst.

 

If South Africa is to truly escape the costs of criminalization of government we need to hold everyone in public office to high standards.

 

Ramaphosa has serious questions to answer. But so does the Zuma camp. South Africa as a nation deserves better. We are not going to get there by taking sides. We need answers from everyone involved and a thorough investigation that considers all possible explanations. I have raised one possibility but the correct explanation is the one that is supported by the evidence. That is what we should all be demanding.

Thursday, 18 February 2021

Facebook out



You may be wondering why when you try to use the Share on Facebook button, you get a message like “Your message couldn't be sent because it includes content that other people on Facebook have reported as abusive.”

I’ve been wondering too.

Either Facebook’s AI is broken or malicious actors have reported the site.

I’ve been getting this since March 2020 and Facebook does not respond to requests for review nor do they undo past decisions about this.

If you find this ludicrous, help me to tell Facebook. On Twitter (add to this conversation to give it a higher profile), because that platform isn’t blocking me.

Sunday, 14 February 2021

Trump’s New Clothes?

That was remarkable. Trump’s lawyers managed to increase the number of Republicn Senators voting against him. Who knows if they could’ve pulled off the impossible and got him convicted if they kept going.

The Republicans now have a huge problem. The Trump carbuncle is not lanced. No, I don’t mean this Lance Carbuncle.

But what I wonder the effect is on his base, particularly the hundreds facing criminal charges, of his legal team forcefully disavowing them and saying they were not “acting on orders” and were just a bunch of violent criminals. If any were expecting him to pay their legal costs, remember he promised that before and that didn’t happen.

But then again, his legal team also said Trump should be arrested and charged before a criminal court. So maybe they will all meet up sooner than they expect.

Something I have been wondering for a long time. When will his base have their Emperor’s New Clothes moment? If this isn’t it, it’s never going to happen.

Big trouble for the Republicans – he is not barred from office and has a big enough war chest to primary anyone he hates. But probably not big enough to pay legal costs for any of his minions who mistakenly (apparently – wait for him to walk that back) believed they were “acting on orders”.

Absent a sudden implementation of an Australian-style instant runoff voting system (which they have explored in several variants), even a modest split in the Republican vote will hand victory to the Democrats. If Trump doesn’t choke on his junk food habit before then, 2024 will be… interesting. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.