Cosplay Cabana (At the groping)

His name was Hegseth, he was a showboat
With tacky tattoos on his chest and a mind cut down to there
He would message and the chit-chat
And while he tried to be a star
Trump always defended him
Across a crowded bar, he drank from eight to four
He was wasted and he had no other
Who could ask for less?

At the groping, cosplay groping, cosplay cabana
The hottest spot west of Moscow
At the cosplay cabana
Texting and drinking were always the fashion
At the groper they slipped in slime.

Groper, Cosplay Cabana
His name was Mike Waltz
He had a cellphone
The was invited to a chat, he saw Hegseth gloating there
And before they started, he invited Goldberg there
But Mike Waltz went too far
Goldberg saw it all
And then the accusations flew and Pentagon smashed in two
There was blood on the floor and no one fired
But just who added who?

At the groping, cosplay groping, cosplay cabana
The hottest spot west of Moscow
At the cosplay cabana
Texting and drinking were always the fashion
At the groper they slipped in slime.

Like in Moscow

Coping, lying

Texting and screwups were always in action

His name was Hegseth, he was a showboat
But that was three weeks ago, when he used to have a job
Now it‘s a disaster, not only for Hegseth
Still in tats he used to display
Faded credibility he never had
Still sits there so unrefined, drinks himself half-blind
He lost his truth and his vet support
Now he’s lost his mind.

At the groping, cosplay groping, cosplay cabana
The hottest spot west of Moscow
At the cosplay cabana
Texting and drinking were always the fashion
At the groper don’t invite journos.

With apologies to Barry Manilow